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the Pictures

All pictures taken by someone with a camera.

WhitLAN
This is the man behind TON, it all started in his head...
...Obviously
Winners row, the HQ of Team Wales
Poppy, evidently a Wales fan
The Host, Ray Say
Pandy, natures way of adding colour to an otherwise bland photo
Lawrence, doing what he does best
Alan shurgs off Danny G's quiff attack
Cheeky Chappers and friends
Stevo looks non-surplused
What went wrong?
The standard stored train set
Why oh why did I not delete this photo?
One of many of the meccas to Tesco
Grant's trance vest is once again a star of the show
Read it if you insist, just don't come crying to me
Random Vehicle #1
Random Vehicle #2
Yet another martyr in the sturugle for broadband
The pets are annoyed, the obviously want broadband
The strategically placed Police station has no effect on the war band
What's that? A builders van unattended?
Alas no, maybe next time
Grant blends in, a true social chemeleon
TB pipes his goods, fine quality semen honey
Another escaped criminal makes a good go of it
Grant "I'll have that"
Danny G struggles to become king of the hill
Yes, well done Danny G.
Grant and Danny G in the June episode of the Batty Boy Calendar
The journey takes its tole and conversation dries up
What are the odds that the only person to notice has a camera?
The lads decide to rush the Tescos carpark in the hope one will get through

OpenLAN
OpenLAN kick off
Finally Pandy gets on the silver screen
Yeah! Rock On!
Classic Goldeneye gaming
Cheeky Chappers
Walling opening a whole can of whoop ass
Hendy ignores Hulleys plea to become his cack pipe cosmonaut
Argh: Rawson
"Don't go on the moore"
OpenLAN Central - Resources Area
Hendy puts his hacking experience to good use
Adrenaline and Dopomine mix and feul a killing spree
Walling clears another room with sheer firepower
Hulley learned his sniper skills hunting in the Urals
Alan supervising another important file transfer
Iain "Spock" Rawson
"I'll have that" he says
Kent sets us straight on what the hole in the wall is for
Sega 2 with Sega 1 controllers, interesting
N64 returns is spectacular fashion
Hendy, first time flier and going strong
Rawson "Oh we were happy 'those days though we were poor"
Before
After
The battle of El Alamein rages on, Rawson launches a head on assault
So tired, so very tired
Hedrix takes a bullet to the head
The under the table series makes a good come back
The switch there, switching, great
It was agreed that the oval desk created a good LAN environment
I had 'em son
Walling mans the top gun to thwart incoming Spirfires
Dans first LAN and he got right in on the action
Alan "I'd rather be gaming" Edkins where he feels at home
A car going at 30 would have stopped here...
Security gets paniky after another bomb threat
Rawson demonstrates the correct posture to stay upright in a 5 mph wind
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
An unholy alliance is forged to survive the harsh walk back from Tescos
Iain proudly displays his favourite "Hun" hoody
Crazy Dan, pretty crazy and no mistake
Yep, it's a microwave
Dan swears his allegiance
Gorm
Whittaker really reminds me of someone but i can't put my finger on it
What the hell are you doing here!
Walling looking devious
The game of the moment is celebrated
Ha, Ha, Ha [Breath In] Haaaa
[Insert Caption Here]

PandyLAN
Beven keeping it real
Mr King in the shirt, nice
Welsh Desert Corps HQ
Alan getting air born in his stolen Stukka
Drunk Camera Man #1
Drunk Camera Man #2
The traditional mecca to Tesos begins
The resivoir dogs routine sadly fails to work
The journey starts to take its toll on Alan
But Tescos is finaly in sight
About to the enter the gauntlet that is Tescos car park
Spot the Hendrix
The mood becomes heated and Jay goes for Al's stomach
Jay, the first plain clothes Tescos employee
It's going to be a good night
Pandy demonstrates his ability to sleep anywhere
We only bought the Pepsi because we got free footies
Dr Sheilds is the leading authority on lifting Pepsi
Jarred "Toady" Rubeki stops off to sign some autographs
Who could have known Tescos to be such great fun
Robs mum knows where it's at
He still hasn't noticed us, tee hee
Wheeler and Ball
Dr Sheilds tells Alan of his evil plan to poison the worlds chocolate supply
I don't know where to start
Our host, Pandy
Alan is kept on a strict diet
Yeah, like thats gonna work
Hendy puts on a brave face after being heckled by the media
Ł43.56 well spent
Dr Sheilds begins to regret using himself to test the poison
Laughs are had all round
Don't knock it till you've tried it
Scary
You're not seeing double
Performance and Sandwiches
Pandy entertains us with his version of the theme from A-Team
Rawson and Jack, double team
This is the look of someone who is going to break something
Space is limited yet tolerated
Jay "Mr Suave" King
Hendy makes a geust appearance
TB, smarter than the average Baker
Disco Hipocrates and tribe
Mr Adams
Jack attempts to blind Sheilds using the power of reflection
Many brave men have passed through this gate
Cheeky chappers
Team Wales fights on through the night
Mark Ainsworth and his sphere of distortion

RandyLAN Evo
Grant tells the tale of when he got sand in his eye.
What is Jameson doing?
Poppy, evidently a Wales fan
Paparatzi wars
Jay is unfazed by Rawsons digital device
Chums Part I
What is so interesting about Randy's head?
The master and the apprentice
Chums Part II
Jay and the Master-Plan
Argh: Hendy
Jay, stealing something no doubt
Let's take a peak into the world of Mary's Computer
Jay is actually smiling in this photo, a rare occurence...
...yet Hendrix is not ammused.
So, what would it be like to sit on Hendy's head?
The Randy househould is transformed to a nationalist fortress
Pandy does what he does best
Grant can't connect to the Network yet is content
Hippocates, official sponsor of LAN Central
Grant fails to keep himself amused
Hulley is amazed, a common event
Charmed i'm sure
Chums Part III
Pandy on holiday
Argh: Jay
We will never know what Jay is looking at
Not ever
Argh: Hulley
Pandy's feeble attempt to thwart the media
The boy will destroy us all
Hulley... just Hulley
Der, its a computor!
Pandy bigs up the west side
Pandy does what he does best again
Dining To Lounge, the second busiest junction at RandyLAN Evo
Argh: Wheeler
The Randy barbeque is the most exclusive event of the year
Jameson, away from El Cid and back to his old self
Pandy doing what he does best yet again
Tit
After being posessed Pandys Quake 3 ability rockets
When the time comes we all must go
Wheelers bike, my bush
Poppy has had enough
Mark and the Ainsworth mobile
Pandy leaves and the party ends

HenduLAN
Hendy Pre-LAN
Refreshments
Paul Hendy Presents
HenduLAN Centre of Operations
the usual one of Alan
Rusteh
Jay, Rob & Alan
Alan meditating
Old Man Kent with hat
Disturbing.
Selotape Cam: Randy
(Emotion) Hendrix
Friendly Face of Fear
Patriotic Rustafarian
Can Stack
Randy Stack
Randy finds Ryan's childish antics very amusing
Bacon on a string
Ryan bails out at 6:23am
Father Randy
Ryan screaming in delight
PSP PHOTO EDITING CLUB COLLECTION: Alan Floating

RandyLAN
Alan
Dave comes in for a look
.. then leaves again
Notices the camera
Lawrence post-arriving
the crazy blue thing
Close-up
Alan holding CD out with god-like authority
Lawrence starts to regret he came
Alan at work
Ryan wandering
Closer
Jameson arrives
Randy goes to sleep

JLAN
Alan shows Ryan ... something
Alan... just Alan
just look at that facial expression
Randy being ominous
Alan's back locks in an awkward position
All systems go
too much chicken
It's all going blurry
Corner of Darkness
JLAN Central
The scene of Ryan's second movie
Ryan's beer gut
Old Man Kent
in my day...
Oi!

LANRog2K2
Friday 17:39
LAN ROG in the kitchen
here you can see the 'hole in the wall'
Randathon screams in delight
the back of Ainsworth's head
Roy
Roy 2
Roy 3
No Comment
No Comment
Arrivals
the before shot for the following
Makeshift wires taped to doorframe
Action hots up around the main arena
??
dining to living room cam
little movement
Rog's arse (not actually Rog)
Alan is in there like a whippet to catch all the action
moments before above
the lights go out, and Pandy comes out to play
Hendy moving box closer to hole in wall
The Kryptonite by the fridge became a worry after midnight.
Jay's monitor fools us into thinking it's a flat-screen
The Kitchen table collection
Alan's
Rawson struggling to walk
He could collapse at any time
and...
he gets a bit too close
Hendy in Kitchen
TAKE THE STANCE
Under-age Drinking: Exhibit A
Alan, drunk.
the door leading to the living room
the Kitchen sink
Alan fiddling with Hendy's
Rawson at Hendy's with Hendy
Notices the camera
Under-age Drinking: Exhibit B
C
D
E
F
G
Hendy's foot
Gone
Andrew slips the forth pizza of the night in
Andrew cuts the pizza

aLAN
"..wait until he finds out there is C4 taped to the bottom of his chair"
Margaret Edkins (watching television in the lounge)
Alan says "Hello"
Jay trying to explain to Alan why everything on the 99p menu costs 99p
Rob's 'Under the Table' Series: Alan
Rob's 'Under the Table' Series: Alan Hand
trying to find out what the Robe is filming
Rob's 'Under the Table' Series: Rawson Hand
Rawson fondling Randy's box with Randy no-where to be seen
Only Alan fails to react when an incoming Meteor shower is anounced
Blackout
Rob's 'Under the Table' Series: Jay
Rob's 'Under the Table' Series: Rawson
Rog/Roy: "So they call these 'computers' eh.."
"Hi! I'm Randy.."
The Table
Randy casts an ominous shadow onto the Edkins' dining room wall
Roy loams dangerously, but Randy looks straight through him.
Iain considering whether he can hold on another 10 minutes..
Randy demonstrates the new 'Hands Free' system
Alan amongst sea of monitors
Rawson oucasts himself by watching Star Trek whilst holding large speaker
Jay
"He He, look at me on the screen"
Rob infront of flowery curtains
Iain
Randy
Randy again
Alan caught sneeking out to skin the cat
Camera and Hand
Main wire junction